Wednesday, June 27, 2012

MORE ANT-CANCER: OH NO MR. BLIL (Butthead Lamebrain Idiot Loser)

I'M CALLING IT THAT BECAUSE I'M LAZY AND I BLATANTLY COPIED THESE FROM A LADY'S SITE...
...EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE WHICH IS ONE OF THE BEST IN THE WEST & EASIEST I'VE EVER HAD...:
                                            Margherita Tortilla Pizza
                                            Serves 4
                                            Brush 4 8" organic spelt tortillas on
                                            both sides
                                            with a total of 2 T extra virgin olive oil.
                                            Prick all over with a fork. Bake on a baking
                                            sheet at 400F degrees for 5 minutes per side
                                            until golden. Dividing evenly top with 1 cup
                                            marinara sauce, onions, garlic,
                                            and mushrooms.
                                            Top each tortilla with one slice, torn
                                            into pieces,
                                            Provolone soy cheese and 1T
                                            grated Parmesan
                                            (mozzarella called for). Bake until
                                            cheese melts
                                            5-7 minutes at 400. Top with fresh basil.
                                            OR any variation if you don't care about the
                                            "Margherita": use romano, fresh
                                           oregano, organic
                                            ground beef, buffalo, tomato,
                                            broccoli, organic
                                            green pepper, jalapenos. The less real
                                            cheese and
                                            the more soy cheese the healthier.
                                            NO NITRITES, NITRATES please.
...BUT THAT'S ALRIGHT. SHE STOLE THEM ALSO. THAT'S WHAT SHE GETS FOR LEAVING A NICE COMMENT ON MY HIKING BLOG (BUT SHE CALLED ME A WOMAN). IF YOU GO TO HER SITE DON'T TRY TO HIKE THE GRAND CANYON RIM TO RIM IN ONE DAY AS SHE SUGGESTS.
BUT THESE ARE O.K. TO TRY.
BE AWARE THAT I AM USING VEGETABLE/FRUIT ORGANICS WHEN NECESSARY. BUY ORGANIC AND EAT THE PEEL.
MEAT (AND DAIRY WOULD BE GOOD) WILL ALWAYS HAVE THE USDA ORGANIC GREEN AND WHITE SEAL EXCEPT BUFFALO WHICH IS GRASS FED. 
ALL BROTH USED WILL BE VEGETABLE.
EGGS WILL BE ORGANIC OR PASTEURED. 
JUICE RECOMMENDATION IS FRESHLY SQUEEZED OR AT LEAST NO-ADDITIVE. 
ALL OILS WILL BE EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OR CANOLA. 
IN ANY RECIPE A MIXTURE OF 50/50 TURMERIC AND PEPPER IS PREFERRED OVER SALT & PEPPER (TURMERIC MUST BE ACTIVATED WITH EQUAL AMOUNTS OF BLACK PEPPER). 
1/2 THE AMOUNT OF AGAVE NECTAR WILL BE USED INSTEAD OF SUGAR.
WE ARE NOT USING CANNED ANYTHING (FOR INSTANCE USE FRESH TOMATOES, NOT CANNED).

VEGI SIDE DISH
burnt carrots with parsley and garlic chips
adapted from Francis Mallmann’s Seven Fires: Grilling the Argentine Way
The original recipe called for the carrots to be served on top of arugula – It also involved fried goat cheese slices. 
vinaigrette
2 tablespoons red wine vinegar
4 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
sea salt and pepper
carrots
8 medium carrots, peeled
3 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
1 tablespoon chopped fresh thyme, or dried
coarse sea salt and pepper
leaves from 1/2 bunch parsley
garlic chips
4 – 6 garlic cloves, thinly sliced
1/4 cup olive oil
1. To make the dressing, whisk 4 tablespoons of the olive oil into the vinegar. Season with salt and pepper and set aside.
2. Cut the carrots in have widthwise, then into sticks. Cutting them into quarters lengthwise did the trick for the most part, although if the larger half of the carrot is kinda thick, then 6ths is good. Toss in a bowl with 3 tablespoons olive oil, thyme, and coarse sea salt and pepper to taste.
3. Heat a large cast iron pan over high heat. Add carrots in a single layer and cook for about 3-5 minutes, until blackened. Flip and cook for about 2-3 minutes more, lowering the heat a tid if the pan is getting too, too hot. Do this in batches if necessary – I did two. The carrots should be tender on the inside and crispy on the outside.
4. Adjust the heat on the burner to medium high and carefully wipe out the cast iron pan. Heat the oil and add the garlic (test one slice to make sure the oil is hot enough). Cook until the garlic just begins to turn brown – several seconds, tops. Scoop out with a slotted spoon and drain on a paper towel. Don’t let the garlic get too brown, it’ll keep cooking after you’ve scooped it out. They burn really easily and then are gross.
5. Toss the carrots with the parsley and dressing to taste. Top with garlic chips.

EDIT: WE USED ORGANIC APPLE CIDER VINEGAR IN LIEU OF RED WINE VIN. WE RECOMMEND 1/2 THE OLIVE OIL FOR THE GARLIC CHIPS. CARROTS TO BE ORGANIC.

VEGI SIDE DISH
world’s best B(b)russels sprouts
adapted from Bon Appétit, serves about 8 wimpy eaters, more like 5-6 my kind of servings
2 tablespoons butter
1 1/2 pounds brussels sprouts, ends trimmed, and halved (don’t you dare throw away the leaves that fall off when you cut them – they are the best)
3/4 cup chicken broth
2 shallots, thinly sliced
1 tablespoon chopped fresh marjoram, or dried
salt and freshly ground pepper
optional: 1 tablespoon butter, 1/2 cup pine nuts, 1/3 cup heavy cream
optional step 1. In the skillet you’ll cook your brussels in, heat 1 tablespoon butter over medium heat and add pine nuts. Stir until they’re golden brown, about 3 minutes. Put in a small bowl and set aside.
1. Melt 1 tablespoon butter in large skillet over medium heat. Add your brussels and sauté, stirring occasionally, for about 10 minutes until they are getting nice and brown.
2. Pour in the broth, cover, and simmer until sprouts are almost tender, about 5 minutes.
3. Uncover and simmer until broth evaporates, about 5 minutes. Push aside the sprouts a bit and melt the other tablespoon of butter in the center. Add the shallots and sauté for about 3 minutes.
4. Stir in the marjoram and season with salt and pepper. If your broth is salty, then you probably won’t need any additional.
optional step 4. Pour in the cream along with the marjoram, stir until the brussels are coated, and simmer for about 4 minutes. Mix in half of the pine nuts, and save remaining half to sprinkle on top when they’re in the serving dish.

EDIT: WE USED CANOLA OIL IN LIEU OF BUTTER. MORE NUTRITIOUS AND LESS EXPENSIVE.

EGG/POTATO BREAKFAST OR ENTREE 
tortilla española
serves about 4 – 6
1 cup extra virgin olive oil, preferably Spanish
3 medium potatoes, about 1 pound, peeled and thinly sliced
1 medium yellow onion, halved and thinly sliced
1 tablespoon coarse sea salt, divided
4 eggs
1. Heat oil in a 8 inch cast iron or sauté pan over medium high heat. Add potatoes, onions, and 1/2 of salt. Lower heat to medium and cook, stirring frequently about 20 – 25 minutes until potatoes are fork-tender and just starting to brown. If they’re browning too quickly, turn the heat down.
2. Place a colander in a medium bowl and dump the contents of the pan into it. Let the oil drain from the mixture.
3. Meanwhile, in another bowl, beat eggs and remaining salt. Add the veggie mixture and gently stir to combine.
4. Add a tablespoon of the reserved oil back to the pan and add the egg mixture, pressing it down to an even level. Lower heat to medium low and cook for about 3 – 5 minutes, lifting edges with a spatula, until the bottom is just set.
5. Run a spatula around the edges and place a plate on top of the pan and carefully flip. Add another tablespoon of oil to the pan and slide the tortilla back in. Finish cooking for another 2 – 3 minutes.

EDIT: I DIDN'T HAVE MUCH HOPE FOR THIS ONE, IT SOUNDED LIKE "I'VE HAD SOMETHING LIKE THIS A MILLION TIMES". I LOVED IT! USE HALF THE OIL. OF COURSE 50/50 TURMERIC AND BLACK PEPPER INSTEAD OF SALT. GARDEN FRESH TOMATO SLICES ON TOP SOUNDS GOOD. POTATOES TO BE ORGANIC TO EAT PEEL.

FISH ENTREE
green curry salmon with kiwi salsa
salsa
4 kiwis, peeled and chopped
1/4 red onion, finely chopped
1/2 jalapeño, or to taste
1 garlic clove, minced
1/4 cup cilantro, coarsely chopped
fresh lime juice
coarse sea salt and freshly ground pepper
Mix all ingredients together in a bowl. Season with lime juice, salt and pepper to taste. I find it easiest to peel a kiwi by cutting it in half, then using a spoon to scoop out the fruit. That way you also get to scoop out and eat any leftover kiwi in the skin shell.
salmon
1 side of salmon, skin on
2 tablespoons olive oil/fat, divided
2-3 tablespoons green curry paste
coarse salt and freshly ground pepper
1. Using a butter knife, scale the skin by running the knife over it backward. Give the salmon a good rinse afterward.
2. Coat the fish with some olive oil and generously pat on the curry paste. Season to taste with salt (depending on your curry paste – mine is rather salty) and pepper. Cut into fillets.
3. Heat the remaining oil in a large sauté pan over medium heat. When the oil is hot, sear the salmon for about 3-4 minutes per side, depending on the thickness of the fillets you cut. Do this in batches for the most even cooking. Don’t disturb the fish until you’re ready to flip it! You don’t want a stuck on skin mess.
Top the fish with some kiwi salsa and another squeeze of lime! Gorgeous.

EDIT: WILD CAUGHT ALASKAN SALMON ONLY. I'M TEMPTED TO FLAKE THE SALMON AND SERVE IT ON "TORTILLA ESPANOLA" WITH THE KIWI SALSA. Awesome. AND I HATE KIWIS! THIS IS GOOD SALSA. WE JUST MADE A PASTE OF CURRY POWDER AND WATER-WORKED FINE. I THINK THAT A SIDE OF SALMON IS ABOUT A POUND?? NOT OLIVE OIL/FAT, EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL ONLY.

EGG/VEGI ENTREE
Broccoli, Cheddar, & Garlic Quiche
10 ounces (about two small heads) broccoli, chopped into bite size pieces, larger portion of stems discarded
2 garlic cloves, pressed or mashed into a paste with a pinch of salt
6 large eggs
1 1/2 cups cream
1/4 teaspoon grated nutmeg
1/4 teaspoon cayenne
5 ounces extra-sharp Cheddar, coarsely grated (2 cups), divided
1/4 cup grated Parmesan
1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Cook broccoli in a large pot of boiling salted water for about 4 minutes. Drain, rinse under cold water, and pat dry. Be sure that it’s not soggy, as this will affect the cooking time of the quiche.
2. In a large bowl, whisk together the garlic paste, eggs, cream, nutmeg, cayenne. Stir in 2/3 cup cheddar.
3. Pour the filling into a deep pie pan and add broccoli. Sprinkle the remaining cheddar and the parmesan on top. Bake for 45 – 60 minutes, or until getting puffy in the oven and knife comes out clean. Let cool for 15 minutes before serving.

EDIT: QUICHE IS QUICHE BUT THE BEAUTY HERE IS NO CRUST. CHEDDAR SOY CHEESE IN LIEU OF DAIRY AND 1/2 THE CREAM REPLACED BY SOY MILK ARE GOOD ALTERNATIVES.

VEGI SOUP
lettuce soup
adapted from Sunset Magazine, serves about 6 – 8

COMMENT: I WOULD NOT PUT TOO MANY 3 STAR RECIPES IN THIS BLOG. BUT I'M THINKING "LETTUCE SOUP? LET'S SEE ZERO STARS." WELL, IT'S NOT BAD. A NICE CONSISTENCY (LIKE EGG DROP?) AND TASTES MAYBE LIKE CREAM OF CELERY IF YOU LIKE THAT. SURE NEEDS MY 50/50 SEASONING AT SERVICE.

2 tablespoons butter
1 large or 2 smaller leeks, white and light green parts sliced lengthwise and then crosswise and washed well
1 large head of romaine, red leaf, or other lettuce (I don’t think iceberg would be that great in this…) washed well
zest of 1 lemon
1 1/2 teaspoons freshly ground nutmeg
4 cups chicken broth
sea salt and freshly ground pepper
1. Heat butter in a large pot over medium heat and add leeks, the lower 1/4 or 1/3 of the head of lettuce – the thicker stems, lemon zest, and nutmeg. Cook for about 5 minutes. Please, please make sure your lettuce and leeks are well-washed. Gritty soup sucks (I washed mine real well I thought and still had a couple lightly gritty spoonfuls).
2. Pour in the stock and add in the rest of the lettuce leaves. Bring to a boil and simmer, covered, for about 10 minutes. Time doesn’t totally matter as the lettuce will wilt real quick. If you’re in a hurry just a few minutes will do but if you’re not and you let the thing simmer for 30 minutes, it’ll be fine and perhaps better.
3. Using a blender or immersion blender, purée until very smooth. Add in pepper and some salt if your broth isn’t very salty.
Serve with more nutmeg on top. Additional lemon zest would be awesome too if you can find some overlooked patches on your lemon.

EDIT: LETTUCE TO BE ORGANIC.

VEGI SALAD
potato salad with green beans and herbs
4 medium russet potatoes, cut into 1/2 inch cubes
3 celery stalks, chopped
1/4 cup parsley, finely chopped
1/4 cup dill, finely chopped
1/2 small red onion, thinly sliced
4 radishes, trimmed and thinly sliced
2-3 cups green beans, ends trimmed and snapped into 1 inch pieces
ricotta salata
mayonnaise
1 egg yolk, room temperature
1 teaspoon sea salt
1 teaspoon mustard powder
1 tablespoon vinegar or lemon juice
3/4 cup light olive oil
1. Bring a pot of salted water to boil. Cook potatoes until fork tender, about 20 – 25 minutes.
2. Meanwhile, make the mayonnaise. Whisk the egg yolk, salt, mustard powder, and vinegar/lemon juice together. Drip by drip, add the oil until the mixture is thickening. Then you may drizzle the oil in a steady, thin stream, whisking the whole time until all of it is incorporated. You can hand whisk or use a hand held blender with a whisk attachment. I like the hand whisk.
3. Chop up the veggies (minus the green beans) and herbs and add to a big bowl.
4. When the potatoes are done, drain and add to the big bowl. In that same pot, add some more salted water and bring to a boil. Add the green beans and cook for just a couple minutes, until bright green. Drain and run some cold water over them to stop them from cooking. Add to the bowl.
5. Toss the veggies, herbs, potatoes, and green beans and let the mixture cool a bit. Add mayo to your liking and salt and pepper to taste.

EDIT: WE USED ORGANIC RUSSETS SO THAT WE COULD EAT THE PEELS. CELERY TO BE ORGANIC (WE USED BOK CHOY, DOES NOT NEED TO BE ORGANIC). GREEN BEANS TO BE ORGANIC. WE USED HOMEMADE MAYO WHICH WE HAD AND ADDED 2 TEASPOONS OF HOMEMADE MUSTARD. http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/ballpark-beer-mustard-50400000110377/ IS A GOOD ONE.

EGG BREAKFAST OR ENTREE
onion and parmesan frittata
adapted from Bon Appetit, serves 4 – 6
8 large eggs
1/4 cup fresh basil leaves, cut into a chiffonade
4 sage leaves, finely chopped (or a 1/2 teaspoon of dried sage)
4 ounces grated parmesan
1 teaspoon fresh rosemary, minced (or equal dried, crumbled)
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
freshly ground black pepper
3 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
1 medium onion, quartered lengthwise and thinly sliced crosswise
ricotta salata, shaved, optional
1. Preheat oven to 400°F. Mix the first 7 ingredients in a medium bowl and set aside.
2. Heat the olive oil in an ovenproof 8 inch skillet over medium-high heat. Add the onion and sauté for about 6 minutes, stirring frequently. The onions should be soft and just starting to show a little bit of color.
3. Reduce the heat to low and pour in the egg mixture. Gently stir to get the onions incorporated. Add the shaved ricotta salata on top if you want.
4. Cook for about 3-4 minutes, until the frittata just begins to set. Put the skillet in the oven and bake until just set, about 9 minutes.
You can serve the frittata hot or even room temp.

FISH/VEGI ENTREE
salmon with creamy roasted poblano sauce
adapted from Rick Bayless, serves 4
poblano sauce
2 poblano peppers (sometimes also labeled pasilla peppers)
3 garlic cloves, peeled and halved lengthwise
1/2 cup heavy cream
1 cup whole milk
2 tablespoons olive oil
2 zucchini and 2 yellow summer squash, cut on the diagonal into 1/2-inch pieces.
1 1-pound side of salmon
1. Preheat broiler. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper and place peppers on it. Broil for about 15 minutes, turning once. Place peppers in a bowl and cover with a dish towel. Let cool.
2. Meanwhile, heat oil in a large sauté pan over medium heat. Add garlic and cook 3 to 4 minutes, stirring frequently, until browned. Be careful not to let the garlic get too brown – it can happen really quickly. Using a slotted spoon, transfer the garlic to a blender. Set pan aside.
3. Once the peppers are cool, remove them from the bowl and peel the skin off. Rip out the stems and discard the seeds. Give them a rinse to wash off any stuck on seeds and pieces of skin. Coarsely chop and add peppers, along with cream and milk, to the blender and process until smooth.
4. Reheat the leftover oil in the sauté pan over medium high heat. Add the squash and cook until starting to brown, but still crisp-tender. About 7 minutes. Season with salt and pepper.
5. Preheat the over to 400 degrees. While the vegetables are cooking, reline the same baking sheet you used for the peppers with parchment paper. Drizzle some oil on the parchment and place the fish on it. Drizzle more oil on top of the fish and generously season with coarse sea salt and fresh ground pepper. Bake in the oven for about 6 minutes, until the fish flakes (internal temperature should be 155 degrees). The cook time will vary depending on the size of the side of salmon you get, or if you do fillets. Just be sure not to over cook.
6. While the fish is cooking, add the pepper sauce to the squash and simmer until thickened slightly. Season with salt and pepper. Serve the fish with a generous ladle of the sauce and vegetables.

EDIT: WILD CAUGHT ALASKAN SALMON ONLY. UNLESS SUSHI IS DESIRED WE RECOMMEND COOKING ABOUT THREE TIMES AS LONG AT 400. GET IT FLAKEY. SUMMER SQUASH TO BE ORGANIC. WE USE SOY MILK, NOT DAIRY. 

VEGI STEW
Vegetable and Lentil Stew
adapted from Candle Cafe Cookbook
1 cup dried lentils, I used brown
4 cups water or broth
1 medium onion, coarsely chopped
2 medium potatoes, peeled and coarsely chopped
1 medium butternut squash, peeled and coarsely chopped
2 celery stalks, coarsely chopped
1 medium carrot, coarsely chopped
1 medium tomato, seeded and diced (optional – I had one l needed to get rid of)
1 can diced tomatoes
2 teaspoons dried thyme
generous coarsely ground pepper
salt to taste (depends on if your canned tomatoes are salted or not)
cubes of extra sharp cheddar cheese
1. Combine all ingredients, except cheese, in a big pot and bring to a boil. Once boiling, reduce to low heat and simmer, covered, for 1 1/2 hours, or until largest vegetable chunks are tender. Stir occasionally to make sure nothing is sticking. Add more water if it’s too thick for you, but I think it’s best if it’s thick.
2. Adjust any seasonings, if needed, and serve. Add the cubes of cheddar right before serving and stir to mix in. The idea is that they get kind of melty, but are almost like another vegetable in the stew.
You can serve this with slices of crusty bread if you’d like.

EDIT: WE HAD NO CHEDDAR, PARMESAN WAS GOOD. CELERY, CARROTS TO BE ORGANIC. ORGANIC SQUASH WOULD BE NICE. WE USED BOK CHOY IN LIEU OF CELERY-IT DOES NOT NEED TO BE ORGANIC. 

MEAT/VEGI ENTREE OR SIDE DISH
Buffalo and Butternut Squash Chili
adapted from Whole Foods
2 tablespoons olive oil
1 small yellow onion, chopped
1 green bell pepper, cored, seeded and chopped
2 jalapeños, seeded and finely chopped
2 cloves garlic, finely chopped
1 pound ground buffalo
1 (14.5-ounce) can diced tomatoes
1 (1 pound) butternut squash
1 cup broth
1 1/2 tablespoon chili powder
1 teaspoon ground cumin
1 teaspoon ground coriander
1 teaspoon cinnamon
salt and pepper to taste
extra sharp cheddar cheese, grated
avocado, sour cream, and cilantro for optional garnishing
1. Preheat your oven to 425. Slice the squash in half width wise, and then again on both halves lengthwise. Scoop out the seeds. Place the squash cut-side down on a parchment-lined baking sheet. Bake for 30 minutes, or until tender.
2. Heat the olive oil in a large stew pot over medium heat. Add the onion, pepper, jalapeños, and garlic and cook for about 5 minutes. Stir frequently.
3. Add the meat and cook, stirring, until browned.
4. Scoop out the flesh of the squash and add to pot along with tomatoes, broth, and spices. Bring to a boil, then cover and simmer for 30 minutes. Stir occasionally.
5. When the chili is done, turn on the broiler. Ladle the chili in bowls and sprinkle the cheese on top. Put the bowls under the broiler (it helps to put them on a baking sheet for easy removal) for several minutes, until the cheese is browned.
6. Serve with avocado, sour cream, cilantro on top.

EDIT: BELL PEPPER TO BE ORGANIC. FRESH TOMATOES BETTER.

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